Why be a king, when you can be a god?

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

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Six Word Story #82 by absentions  (via findingmyinnerrati)

(Source: absentions, via zombieterminato)

Realizing I deserved better changed everything.
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11 hours ago

You’re a dumb slut.

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19 hours ago

whokairz:

qovf

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redsuns-n-orangemoons:

huffposttv:

'American Horror Story: Freak Show' Shares Fascinating Videos Featuring 'Extra-Ordinary' Cast

FX has shared two mini-docs featuring the “extra-ordinary” cast members of “American Horror Story: Freak Show:” Mat Fraser, who plays “Paul The Illustrated Seal,” and Rose Siggins, “Legless Suzi.”

Watch both the mini-documentaries and learn about the incredible cast of “Freak Show” here.

i appreciate that instead of just using these people for shock value, they are treating them like human beings and telling their stories.

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22 hours ago

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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